When your life feels like it is spinning out of control ... it usually is.
When you feel that shit is about to hit the fan ... duck because it's not going to hit the fan ... it's going to hit you directly in the face.
When you feel that someone may be slightly selfish ... take a good look because it's not just "slightly".
When you feel that the only way to make things work is to put your happiness aside and make everyone else in this whole f*ing world happy ... you are a moron.
When you feel like you're going to cry .. don't hold the tears in ... just let the flood gates open.
When you think you've got it all figured out ... you don't ... because you shouldn't "think" it ... you should "know" it.
When you come to a crossroad in your life ... don't choose between one of the paths ... make your own.
When someone doesn't understand what you are saying or what the point is that you're trying to make ... draw a picture.
When someone is asking for everything along with your right arm ... go ahead and give them your right foot too ... with a good swift kick in the ass. You'll feel better.
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